lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

(via condom)


griseldablondco:

U shouldnt date white men cause they wanna do goofy romantic shit all the time.

The be like “honey lets drive out to the country and pick peaches”

My nigga Whole Foods around the corner fuck u mean?

(via condom)


karlatido:

We gave out mini take out boxes of skittles at our wedding. Because we had a classy and gay wedding like that.

karlatido:

We gave out mini take out boxes of skittles at our wedding. Because we had a classy and gay wedding like that.

(via so-effing-homo)


jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

(via condom)


drunktrophywife:

thatsingthing:

piddlebucket:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

I really want to see the source on this, because I’m not sure this can be correct. I agree with a lot of the things MRA are saying, but I’m a female,  strongly liberal, bisexual who just thinks men deserve equal consideration when deciding custody battles. 

You do know the fact that women get custody has nothing to do with them with them being women and if the father asks for custody he’s more likely to win it than a mother asking for full custody like……. Women are at a disadvantage even in custody battles

(via condom)


vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

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anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 
"sister, that’s fashion"
and just walked away

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

(via joshpeck)



combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(via so-effing-homo)


I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.
my heart (via lifequotesrus)

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

is there any greater turn-on than the sound of the last remaining person leaving the house

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cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

(via satanssecretblog)


just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

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